I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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