All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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