I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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