Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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