I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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