he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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