i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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