Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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