Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
