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(914): View more from New York

Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?

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(816): View more from Missouri

He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.

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(425): View more from Washington

Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?

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(817): View more from Texas

We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over

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(847): View more from Illinois

I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...

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