The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.