check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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