No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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