Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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