We're like a lot better than the average bears
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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