No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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