Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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