that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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