Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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