ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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