I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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