Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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