I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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