just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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