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I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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