Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
its not stalking. its research.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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