People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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