Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.