That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
my sisters under your porch take her home
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I am mentally ready for anal.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
