How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said