and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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