Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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