If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
So squirting runs in the family.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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