I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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