There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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