its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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