She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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