i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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