your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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