Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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