the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
it hurts more in the daytime
handjob tips. give me some.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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