whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
even my farts smell like vagina
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
In other news, I just burned my penis
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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