Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
fuck your aforementioned shoe
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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