i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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