I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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