sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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