we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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