I should be sponsored by Trojan
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So squirting runs in the family.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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