His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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