I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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