Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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