How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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