Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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