Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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